I Say Fuck That Shit

I'm at a level of maturity where I think cursing is funny.

For me, appending "bitch"
to any sentence
automatically creates comedy gold.

ex: May I see your W2, bitch?
or
Bitch, please pass the mayonnaise.

I've always found this hilarious.
Tickled me, special.
Hitting the rawest of my funny bone.
But it's hard to say why.

Maybe, I'm just childish.
Maybe, I have a thing for low-brow humor.
Maybe, just maybe, I'm laughing at the immense power individual words can wield over the meaning of a sentence.

Plausible, right?
I'm a bit of an intellectual.
I've subscribed to the New Yorker.
I can laugh at subtext.

But, maybe I'll learn not to laugh at cursing.
Maybe I'll outgrow it.

Or maybe, you know, fuck that shit.