The Girl You Don't Want

Let's cut the bullshit.
I know you're not here for me.

You're here for my
sweet,
petite,
seductive
friend here.

And,
honestly,
I don't blame you.

She is lovely,
that's why we're friends.
She is beautiful,
that's why you're interested.
She is amazing
and you're lucky she's here.

But
I am
a quality person,

And she's here because of me.

Supported by me.
Encouraged by me.
Protected by me.
Committed to me.

Without me,
you have no chance.
With me,
you just might.

So,
hey,
your friends don't like me?

That's too bad.
At least,
I won't leave here alone.